tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46023940570755392022024-03-14T03:15:12.421+08:00theDUMB theDUMBER theDUMBESTwe are geniusly DUMB.yaahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11494391035387829225noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4602394057075539202.post-24107646597641014602012-07-16T15:07:00.001+08:002012-07-16T15:13:01.887+08:00Twitter vs facebook<div><p>Salam.</p>
<p>Didunia dimane situasi manusie yang byk mengadap skrin yg bernyawa hasil kurniaan letrik lg byk.dari mengadap org bernyawa kurniaan tuhan ni kompem ad jek social network yg korg join like mcm wajib. Nnti esok esok next generation lahir lahir jek dftr tros facebook dgn twitter senang.</p>
<p>Tapi tahukah anda setiap pengguna akan menukar personaliti mereke apebila.mereka berada di laman sosial yg berbeza. Haha. Tak percaya. Haruslah kan sbb secara jujurnya semua.org pon buat bnde yg sme. Mari kite luhat status facebook dan status twitter</p>
<p>1. Apabila anda mrh</p>
<p>Facebook: haish dsr pompuan x gune! Mru btol i.skng dgn u. U ni dasar @#%&&**@%&&@&...</p>
<p>Twitter: woi pompuan!!! Dasar betina x sedar diri ade hati dgn bf gua tuut...tuut..tuut.</p>
<p>Nampak?</p>
<p>2. Apabila sedang gembire</p>
<p>Facebook: terase senang apabile hati ini dapat bercakap dan suare ibu terchenta dari kampung halaman. Oh sungguh rindu hati ini untuk berade di kamoung halaman setelah sekian lame berade di perantauan.... Bla....bla....bla...</p>
<p>Twitter: hoho hepi seh dpt ckp dgn mak haha yoohoo</p>
<p>Nampak? </p>
<p>3. Bile nak beri nasihat</p>
<p>Facebook:*post gmbr ustaz azhar* mari para sahabat saudara rakan taulan kita mengikuti nasihat yang dinasihatkan.. Marila...</p>
<p>Twitter: weh x reti bahase ke... Da disuruh tu buat ajela ape nak degil sgt.</p>
<p>Nampak lagi?</p>
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<p>Facebook: oh my gosh there a party tonight my house and everybody is invited. We will have so much fun at this party.</p>
<p>Twitter: OMG! There a party 2nite my house n evwybody's invitd. V'll hav so muc fun @ dis party</p>
<p>Haa nampak kan...</p>
<p>Ni mmg btol split personality. Huahuahua</p>
<p>Footnote: theDumber</p>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">full idea: theDUMBER</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;">In a kingdom far far away, there was a princess....</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: blue;">called the dumb. the princess suddenly has two other sisters called...</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;">chiku dumber and chika dumbest. they like to poke each other's nose while....</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;">they were eating nuts. one day, while they were eating nut, suddenly...</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: blue;">a bear came and growl at them. the sisters....</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;">fart as loud as they can until the bear fainted and all the trees around them die. then, come a handsome prince, he....</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: red;">looks pale because he also smell the fart. the sisters run to the prince and ask him.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;"> the dumb : who are you man? are you the owner of the bear??we are so sorry. we killed the bear.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: blue;">the prince : wow...amazing....the smell of the fart...it truely amazing...i never met anyone who fart as smelly as this...</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;">the dumber : in my country that is our best self defense. we've been trained since child.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;"> the dumb : you should be honored for being able to smell it from us.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;"> the prince : errr.....ok...actually i want to find a wife. do you know anybody who....</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;">(i) has samsung galaxy note</span><br />
<span style="background-color: blue;"> (ii) has an audi</span><br />
<span style="background-color: blue;">(iii) can cook 100 dishes</span><br />
<span style="background-color: blue;"> (iv) has galaxy tab</span><br />
<span style="background-color: purple;">(v) she's dumb</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;">the dumber : ooh...i have the perfect candidate, she is my sister dumb and you bet she is DUM</span>B<br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;"> the prince : oh, when can i meet her?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;"> the dumbest: you will meet her when you are...</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;"> (continuation): dead.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;">the prince : OMG..why??</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;"> the dumber : because that's the condition</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;"> the prince : who do you think you are to come up with that condition?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;"> the dumbest: we are the dumbs</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #cc0000;"> the prince : so what?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: blue;">the dumber : god love dumb people and dumb people will never....</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;"> (continuation): die because no matter what we will be okay.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: purple;">then the three dumb sisters run off to their city and live happily ever after.</span><br />
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written by: <span style="background-color: #cc0000;">THE DUMB</span>,<span style="background-color: purple;"> THE DUMBER</span> AND <span style="background-color: blue;">THE DUMBEST</span>....during song and poetry class...=)yaahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11494391035387829225noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4602394057075539202.post-80878529643010692452012-02-29T23:38:00.002+08:002012-02-29T23:46:55.038+08:00untunglalately banyak aku dengar orang cakap 'untunglaaa' yang 'laaa' dy kene bunyi panjang. so ape yg untung sebenarnye.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>untungla ade muke cantik.</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla ade bapak kaye</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla ade otak pandai</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla ade boyfriend</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla ade boyfriend kaye.</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla hidup senang.</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla ade org syg.</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla tau skill bodek.</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla pandai pujok orang</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla ade kamere DSLR</div><div><br /></div><div>last sekali.</div><div><br /></div><div>untungla hidup ko mmg beruntung klu ko ditakdirkan ade semue dkt atas tu.</div><div><br /></div><div>dan bagi orang yang mmg ade sumer bende kat ats tu. aku the<span style="font-size: 100%; ">DUMBER of DUMB benci kau. sekian. muahahaha</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 100%; "><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 100%; "><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 100%; ">footnote: untungla hari ni aku keje kene kritik saje. untungla boleh tambah ilmu kan.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4602394057075539202.post-12539132622055443952012-02-29T02:31:00.005+08:002012-02-29T02:44:06.176+08:0010 reasons why people might hate yousalam. rase anda disukai ramai? rase anda seumpama selebriti? kaum bertentangan mahupun sejenis tergile-gilekan anda? jika jawapan anda 'ya' sile blah dari blog ini. sekirenye jawapan anda tidak. ada sebab sebab yang menyebabkan perkara itu terjadi. <div><br /></div><div>1. anda suke menari angkat kaki sebelah dan mengeleng-gelengkan kepale.</div><div><br /></div><div>2. anda suke ketawa seperti pontianak melepaskan batuk ditangga.</div><div><br /></div><div>3. anda suke mengepau makanan orang lain dengan care membuat muke seakan comel tapi mintak penampar dgn rakan anda.</div><div><br /></div><div>4. anda suke menutup mate ketike pensyarah mule membuke mulut.</div><div><br /></div><div>5. anda suke berimaginasi tinggi sampai kawan anda, keluarge anda, dan tidak lupe pensyarah anda syak anda menghidap brain cancer.</div><div><br /></div><div>6. anda suke kentut dengan bau yang tidak luput dek hujan tidak lekang dek panas dimane tujuh keturunan pon belum tentu boleh lupe akan aromanya.</div><div><br /></div><div>7. anda suke perasan diri anda mampu lukis kartun-kartun sehebat mangga tapi sebenarnye lukis orang lidi pon bulatnye sompek.</div><div><br /></div><div>8. anda suke pakai tudung ataupun tali leher senget.</div><div><br /></div><div>9. anda selalu melompat kesane dan kemari.</div><div><br /></div><div>10. anda bodoh.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>diatas adalah antare sebab kenape org tidak suke anda. tapi tak ape tak suke pon tak ape. janji kite suke diri sendiri..</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>footnote: kalau orang tak suke kite yang 'orang' tu disukai ramai sangat ke?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>-theDumber</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4602394057075539202.post-38688638424336256972012-02-26T21:13:00.001+08:002012-03-01T14:37:40.139+08:00BINATANG!!!penah tak korg pk??hehehe...i don't mean to insult anybody with the title...it is just an opening...=)<br />
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well, here's the real deal.... penah tak korang terlintas or terpikir or terthink kat kepala hotak korg kalo korg nie dilahirkan sbagai BINATANG and not a human being as handsome or as pretty or as smart or as dumb as u are now??<br />
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honestly la...aku pn slame nie tak penah...tp last night mase aku kat NN besama si DUMB n kiteorg t'pegang seko anak kucing yg kaler iras2 air milo br la bende topik yg bernas nie trlintas kat kepale hotak aku....seriously...it really2 makes me thank Allah sbb dia jadikan aku manusia n bukan binatang...<br />
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cube pikir if u r born a cat...not a pet cat but a stray cat yg tiap2 hari biler lapa kena selongkar sampah atau beg food dgn manusia. hanya utk kenyangkan perut time tu, korg dimaki, dihalau, dicaci, dihambat dan bermacam-macam lg di, oleh manusia...ape perasaan anda...<br />
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sbgai kucing jgk, kcik2 lagi mak bapak korg da tinggalkn korg untuk idop sorg2....cr makan sndiri, tido sndiri....sedih tak?? pastu biler korg jalan kt satu kawasan perumahan tu sorg2, bdk2 pn baling batu, kayu kat korg.....bdarah badan korg...sakit...sape ek nak ubat sume tu kalo korg ni kucing??<br />
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pegi kat tempat lain plak, korg kene tangkap oleh majlis pebandaran, dikurung dan kemudiannye dibunuh...or even worse, ade la manusia2 yang xde otak ikat korg, potong kaki korg and siat2 kulit korng or even bakar korang idop-idop....sebab manusia, anda mati camtu je...ye..sbb manusia...THINK ABOUT IT MY FRIEND....<br />
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kesian kn binatang....xkira la kucing ke, anjing ke ape2 je....<br />
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sbb tu la aku syukur i have been born a human..and as a human, starting from today, i will always think about what the animal feel when i do something bad to them....yeah...i will think about how it feel when i'm in their shoes....eventhough they are not wearing any shoes..<br />
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for those who help animals, loves them and care for them, i thank u with all my heart. i may not be rich to help them but i will always try my best to do something for them...may ALLAH, the god bless u for your whole life because of ur good deed..<br />
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for my friends out there, close ur eyes and imagine....May Allah open up our heart to think and ponder about it....<br />
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<b>-the DumBEst =_="</b><br />
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we are mentally over genius people so we call ourselves theDumb, theDumber and theDumbest..<br />
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theDumb: : hey you clever ppl. we are dumb!</div>yang arifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11184936755452070705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4602394057075539202.post-39773200512429161852012-02-26T01:18:00.000+08:002012-02-26T01:19:12.841+08:00wee..weee..weeee <div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>footnote: i'm theDumber :)</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4602394057075539202.post-38380614660654241622012-02-25T23:15:00.002+08:002012-03-01T14:35:54.211+08:00An intRoDuction by the DumBEsti bet even dumb and dumber will be shock with this....hahaha........well this is a place for us to merapu n let people know what we think about...so i'm hoping that the three of us can write in here if we have some time...hehehe...actually, i think both of u will do most of the writing.....but i'll promise that i'll write something time from time... =)<br />
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to the readers (will there be any?? i'm not that sure...hahaha..), this is a place where the dumb, dumber and dumbest merapu n mengarut...so, just read everything with an open mind....don't terase2...ok..=)<br />
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